Childhood
Joe was made in Liverpool, one of four children to Rosario (a teen bride of Italian heritage) and Joe senior (former ted, boxer, Royal Engineers and heating engineer).
Joe junior started school at St Benet's in Netherton, an innocent, working-class, catholic boy. After passing the entrance exam to a posh school in Crosby ('one swallow doesn't make a summer' said St Benet's head) he was squidged out the other end a confused, middle-class, lapsed-catholic adolescent.
Joe left for London at 18, lured by weekly trawls of the New Musical Express. He went to college, left in the first term, fell in love with a girl out of his league (a habit he has yet to kick) and never went home.